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19:57
this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dõt)com and these things work better than crack. i friggin lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy. asked by Anonymous

u callin’ me fat bra?


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i'm a 17 year old virgin and my girlfriend and i are planning to have sex soon. she's a lot more experienced than i am and i'm really nervous about not being up to snuff in my performance. do you have any advice for me on things i can do to make her happy with it? asked by Anonymous

As a girl, I have to say the biggest thing a guy can do is actually have the cojones to ask questions. Don’t be afraid of it, it just shows that you care enough about the situation to make sure you do your best.

Also, as much as sex can be about pleasuring yourself, make sure it’s your first goal to make her feel good.


19:59
So, my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend but he said that it doesn't mean anything. We had only been dating for a little over a month when it happened, and he told me a few weeks later. What do you think I should do? Should I give him a second chance? asked by Anonymous

Have you tried talking to your best friend about it yet? When he said it didn’t mean anything that strikes me as odd. Obviously I do not know the guy myself so I’m unsure if he is a good person but if he was to say it didn’t mean anything surely he shouldn’t have risked your relationship over this thing that “meant nothing”.

However, you clearly care for him and if you like him enough you should give him a second chance. Everyone is human and everyone makes mistakes.

However, you should definitely be assertive and make clear to him that if such a thing were to happen again that would be it between you two. You have to have respect for yourself!

I sincerely hope everything works out for you and your boyfriend and I hope you both move on from this. Try not to let the past haunt you both.


18:18
If you were going to smite a horde of bloodthirsty undead, what weapon would you choose to do so, what goggles would you wear (and why) to prevent blood spatter/gouging, and what kind of stationary would you use to write home about it? asked by themostdistantstar

First: What kind of undead? Are they zombies, or vampires, or others?
For goggles I would wear one of those gasmasks because they look fucking awesome.
For stationary, it would be like a nebula background and I’d write in white ink. Fuck yeah.


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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY? asked by tumblrbot

Coming out of my mother’s vagina.